Keeping Tiny Humans Alive Since... Today? Yesterday? What day is it?
Is your child still alive? Did they eat something today? Are they actually sick or just avoiding school? These checklists won't make you parent of the year, but at least you'll laugh through the chaos. 😵💫
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Daily survival checklist: breathing? eating? hasn't escaped? You're winning at parenting.
Weird behavior tracker. Speaks in memes? Only eats beige food? Definitely an alien.
Food intake tracker. Spoiler: It's chips, pizza, and existential dread.
The scientific method for detecting BS. Symptoms disappear when you mention school.
Room inspection checklist. Unidentified smells? Mystery stains? Call hazmat.
Daily room exit tracker. Bathroom doesn't count. Kitchen raids don't count either.
Sleep schedule analyzer. Awake at 3am? Avoids sunlight? Vampire confirmed.
Self-assessment quiz. Spoiler: Yes. But embrace it. They'll survive.
Digital detox tracker. If their iPad has a better relationship with them than you do...
No toxic positivity here. Just real parenting chaos.
You'll feel seen. And judged. Mostly seen.
For new parents, exhausted parents, or basically all parents.
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